What if the Philippines is just one big MMORPG?
The Philippine Simulator thrives in transforming boring news into bite-sized patches Good day, guys — these are the latest headlines for today: [GM] DU30 to name those players involved in PCSO exploits. [ADMIN] Tolentino defends Duterte-Xi “verbal fishing agreement”. [GM] DU30 names [ADMIN] Duque as #PHSim Coconut Authority chief. [Tournament] “Idol Philippines” names it’s top 3 players. #UKSim’s “Global Witness” declares #PHSim as dangerous. #CHSim appeals for “patience and peace” on sea disputes with other Sims. Players residing in Valenzuela City [MAP] are to receive E-Trikes. Players dependent on PCSO Guild Funds switches other guilds due to PCSO system maintenance. …mass media does not format their headlines like these. ...